Thursday, 15 March 2007
Where are you?
Hey it worked! I can see where all you guys are visiting me from!
Cows good or bad?

This is a cow, they have very large tongues and from my experience taste pretty damn good (Cooked that is! I like my steak as rare as possible but then who doesn't?)
Once again I'm bored and browsing Flickr and seen this rather lovely picture of a dairy cow at the back of my girlfriends house.
I always remember as a child when I used to go walking with my Grandad and uncle and cousins etc. If there was a field of cows we all used to get really scared but my Grandad and uncle with a death wish would go charging through hitting them with sticks and making them run away!
Unfortunately for the people lagging behind (ME and others) the cows would wise up and turn into angry beasts who would sooner trample you too small pieces than share a nice cup of Creamy milk with you! This is the usual look you would get before they charged on their run of death!

As usual my Grandad and uncle would be in the next field powering on unaware that we were all gonna be flat as pancakes sooner than Shrove Tuesday would be here!
Its good to note that this happened every time we went walking but know I have turned into my grandad if I see cows I just walk straight through them unaware sometimes of the utter madness that I am pursuing!
On a final note! Just remember the cows are always watching be it in England or if your happily trotting along the West Highland Way. (Like Adrian in the shot below).

Martin
Wednesday, 14 March 2007
Sean of the Shire

Sean of the Shire
Originally uploaded by Magic Martin.
This my friends is Sean of the Shire! I have known this coward since the dawn of time, well if your gonna picky you could call it 16 years. He is my best and longest friend, even though he smells funny lol. Just kidding There are two very important reasons why i'm writing this blog about the coward:
>To test Flickr's blogging service. (So far I'm pretty impressed)
>No Blog would be complete without a blog to Describe (Rip) your best mate.
Well I suppose I could chat a bit about the Sean and his interests, The first and most important one is Sean's infatuation with completely useless and utterly random objects! For instance his House of the Dead arcade machine which he purchased off of Ebay for £300 pounds sterling My my what a waste of money that beast is! It lives in his kitchen and is used as a giant shelf for his lightsabre which I must admit is fxxxxxg cool! Especially as I ended up receiving one for a christmas pressie!
Even though Sean buys random gifts, he does have good taste in electronics, I.E 42 inch HD Televisions (Salivating). Sean is my gaming compadray on Xbox live and we are often found fighting the force's of darkness and what not on XBOX Live. I must share with the world the embarressing notion that I have only ever owned him at one game and that was Rollcage on the playstation, (What a Game). It is also relevant to include Sean's other companion, he licks his balls and chases pretty much anything you will throw around the garden! I present the Queen's (Real name Bobby). In all his Glory!
The photo of Sean was taken in Poland on our lads weekend away which turned in to a week of Polish fun as we got snowed in! More photo's from that trip of joy can be seen here:
Its cold in Poland!
Sean also has a flick page and if you want to see some of the random things he has just click the link:
Sean of the Shire
To finish off my blog about the coward which i'm sure I will be updating soon, when I sort the links out. Sean is a decepticon and I hope this blog makes him wet himself with laughter just like a five year old after too much juice before bed time! And in time honored tradition I will say adieu.
Martin
Mmmmm......? Am I really here?

Me and Paul and Sean.

Gemma my girlfriend.

The family, Grandad, Eppie my sister Adrian my Step-dad and my mum.
As I mentioned earlier i'm really into photography and I have my own photo page if you fancy a look its on a website called Flickr.